Teacher - did you do anything nice during Summer?
Me - oh yeah, I went to L.A, New York, Miami and did a bunch of photoshoots
remember when jay z said “only Christopher we acknowledge is Wallace” on Columbus Day and white people started burning his albums
white people sticking up for a murderer and a child molester
current emotion: 20% battery
- me: no one ever texts me
- *gets a text*
- me: wtf do you want
"you need to make this appointment yourself"