ven0moth:

caterpillars have the ideal life. they eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.

ostolero:

dogs deserve to live forever

IM JUST A HUMAN BEAN

(Source: ilovesmoothjazz1998)

spockhetti:

wo-nderland:

Once u mess up liquid eyeliner there is no going back

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warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

happiest:

do u ever wonder what a famous person is doing at this very moment in time

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

enchantedsnail:

punksexandshit:

ceaseless-reverie:

50shadesofgaylinson:

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

what do homeless women do when they get their period

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they get their period

what do fictional characters do when they need to go to the toilet

(Source: littleladylouis)

The Infamous Middle Finger