bevsi:

modern disneys 


spideri:

literally all white people on tumblr

(Source: hermione)

gorilllas:

*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know

(Source: hayleu)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: if you’re ever arrested, use your one call to call the police station and pretend to be the police chief then tell the police officer to release you from jail immediately

pixeflutters:

freddybenson:

montana is not real

if montana isn’t real then where was hannah montana born?? yeah thats what i thought. stop spreading lies freddybenson

(Source: freddybenson)

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

  • test administrator: when you finish your test go back and read over your answers
  • me: i'm never goin back the past is in the past

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

The Infamous Middle Finger