caterpillars have the ideal life. they eat a lot and then sleep for a while and wake up beautiful.
dogs deserve to live forever
I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?
WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA
Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..
I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC
Shine bright like a washed nintendog
do u ever wonder what a famous person is doing at this very moment in time
What do strippers do when they’re on their period
What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period
what do homeless women do when they get their period
what did tribeswomen do when they got their period
what do fictional characters do when they get their period
what do fictional characters do when they need to go to the toilet